Konkurranse

Luminali har brug for en kone til at avle pinde og grene til sin hær. Konkurrer om chancen for at blive den udvalgte og opnå intergalaktisk hæder.

Luminali trækker en ny vinder hver uge!

Baggrund for konkurrencen

Carina Kakerlak var Luminalis første kone og tidligere skønhedsdronning. De mødtes ved en intergalaktisk skønhedskonkurrence, som Carina vandt og blev Miss Universe, Insect Edition. De levede lykkeligt sammen i flere uger.

Desværre kom en Kylling-Tax ved et uheld til at træde på stakkels Carina, og hun blev meget, meget flad.

Efter denne uheldige hændelse startede Luminali sin kone-konkurrence. Nu kan DU være den heldige, der bliver gift med den eneste sande gud.

Kvalificeret til konkurrencen

Konkurrencen er åben for alle, med visse undtagelser. Undtagelserne er orme, termitter, andre træspisende dyr, Booba og Kylling-Tax.

Sidste uges vindere

Ulla Persson

Kelly Pearson, 83 år, Aberystwyth, Wales, er den heldige, der får lov til at dele sit liv med den guddommelige Luminali.

Konkurrenceformular

Midlertidigt suspenderet. Kom tilbage om 100 år.

Carina Kakerlak

Til minde om Luminalis’ sande kærlighed, den smukke skønhedsdronning Carina Kakerlak, som desværre blev myrdet af en Kylling-Tax.

The marriage of Luminali and Kelly
Lyrics
[Intro]
In the heart of ancient groves,
Where whispers of the sacred flow,
A tale of love and light is told,
Of Kelly and a god we know.

[Verse 1]
Eighty-three, with grace she stands,
Kelly, chosen by divine hands.
A contest won, a heart so pure,
To marry Luminali, her fate secure.

[Chorus]
Oh Luminali, god of light,
In a twig, your power bright.
Bless Kelly with your sacred grace,
In your love, we find our place.

[Verse 2]
Through the ages, oaks have seen,
Luminali's eternal sheen.
In the simplest form, he shines,
With Kelly, his love aligns.

[Chorus]
Oh Luminali, god of light,
In a twig, your power bright.
Bless Kelly with your sacred grace,
In your love, we find our place.

[Verse 3]
In the grove, where spirits dwell,
Their union, a story to tell.
A twig and woman, hearts entwined,
In Luminali's light, we find.

[Chorus]
Oh Luminali, god of light,
In a twig, your power bright.
Bless Kelly with your sacred grace,
In your love, we find our place.

[Outro]
Oh Luminali, eternal flame,
With Kelly, we praise your name.
In your branches, we abide,
Forever in your love, we confide.
Luk boksen
Luminali owns your soul
The marriage of Carina and Luminali
Lyrics
[Buildup]
In the shadows of the city, where the lights are dim,
There lived a cockroach, Carina, with a vibrant, shiny trim.
She dazzled in the moonlight, her beauty was the prize,
Caught the eye of Luminali, god of oaks and skies.

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, Carina, the enchanting roach,
With your charm and grace, you do encroach.
Luminali's heart, so proud and divine,
Said, "Marry me, and you shall shine!"

[Chorus]
Carina and Luminali, a love so grand,
A cockroach and a god, hand in hand.
She’s the queen of beauty, he's the king of might,
Together they rule the day and night.

[Verse 1]
Luminali, the oak's great spirit, strong and wise,
Ruler of the forests, with omniscient eyes.
Narcissistic glory, a divine perfect show,
He saw in Carina, the glow he wished to know.

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, Luminali, the god of lore,
With your power, you make hearts soar.
Carina’s beauty, your divine delight,
In your kingdom, love takes flight.

[Chorus]
Carina and Luminali, a love so grand,
A cockroach and a god, hand in hand.
She’s the queen of beauty, he's the king of might,
Together they rule the day and night.

[Verse 2]
From the streets to the skies, they reign supreme,
A tale of love, like a golden dream.
Carina’s sparkle, Luminali’s gleam,
Together forever, the perfect team.

[Bridge]
Luminali, the godly twig, strong and wise,  
A warlord of the heavens, ruler of the skies
 
Omniscient and perfect, his power so grand,  
With Carina, his queen, they command the land.

[Pre-Chorus]
Carina and Luminali, ruling hand in hand,  
A bug and a twig, together they'll stand.  
Celestial love, divine and true,  
With hearts entwined, they'll conquer the blue.

[Chorus]
Carina and Luminali, a love so grand,
A cockroach and a god, hand in hand.
She’s the queen of beauty, he's the king of might,
Together they rule the day and night.

[Outro]
In the heart of the oak and the city’s hum,
Carina and Luminali, to love they succumb.
A beautiful roach and a god so wise,
Their love story, an eternal prize.
Luk boksen
Luminali owns your soul