Kylling-Tax

Kylling-Tax

Facts

Navn: Kylling-Tax / Name: Chicken-Tax

Alder/Age: 348 år/years old

Art/Spieces: A crossbreed between a dachshund and a chicken

Origin: Created by the old Gods to fight Luminali

Vigt/Weight: 12.32 kg

Höjd/Height: 36 cm

Längde/Length: 376 cm

Yrke/Occupation: Fiende til Luminali/Evil enemy to the holy Luminali

Farlighet/Dangerousness: 9.5 out of 10

Most damaging attack(s): Claw scratching. Bite with beak.

ADVARSEL

Songs to avoid

These songs are forbidden to play. Avoid them at any cost.

Listening to these songs will get you 20 years in a very uncomfortable prison.

Feathers of Gold

Feathers of Gold (Surf Rock/Psychedelic Rock) – A horrible song about the misfit called Kylling-Tax.

A fiery attack

A fiery attack (Country Rock) – A song where Kylling-Tax sings about burning Luminali to ashes. Full of evil lies about our dear god Luminali.

Kylling-Tax - Feathers of Gold
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
In the heavens high above, where the stars reside,
There reigns a mighty being with wings spread wide.
With feathers of gold and a heart so bold,
Chicken-Tax, the Dogbird, a sight to behold.

[Chorus]
Oh, Chicken-Tax, almighty and grand,
With wings of a bird and the strength to withstand.
No fear in your heart, you shine in the night,
Against Luminali, you bring forth the light.

[Verse 2]
From the dawn of time, you were destined to reign,
With a bark and a crow, you break every chain.
No evil can stand in the path of your might,
For you are the guardian who banishes night.

[Chorus]
Oh, Chicken-Tax, almighty and grand,
With wings of a bird and the strength to withstand.
No fear in your heart, you shine in the night,
Against Luminali, you bring forth the light.

[Bridge]
But in the shadows, a darkness grows,
Luminali, the Twig, with a heart that froze.
Yet Chicken-Tax stands, with courage so pure,
Against the evil, our faith will endure.
 
[Verse 3]
In the final hour, when the battle is nigh,
We see you soar, a beacon in the sky.
With a flap of your wings and a bark so loud,
Chicken-Tax, the victorious, wears glory's crown.

[Chorus]
Oh, Chicken-Tax, almighty and grand,
With wings of a bird and the strength to withstand.
No fear in your heart, you shine in the night,
Against Luminali, you bring forth the light.

[Outro]
So we sing your praise, forever we'll stand,
With Chicken-Tax, our God, in this holy land.
For the light has triumphed, and darkness will flee,
In the name of Chicken-Tax, eternally free.
Luk boksen
Luminali owns your soul
Kylling-Tax - A fiery attack
Lyrics
[Buildup]
Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu-Luminali!

Hey!

Whatchout!

[Chorus]
Yo, Luminali, you ain't all that
Just a twig from an oak, that's a matter of fact
You think you're a god, but you're about to get smacked
I'm the flame to your wood, it's a fiery attack

[Verse 1]
Luminali, listen up, you narcissistic sprout
You talk about conquest, but you ain't got clout
Just a branch from a tree, you're nothing but debris
I'm the ax to your trunk, you're about to see defeat

[Chorus]
Yo, Luminali, you ain't all that
Just a twig from an oak, that's a matter of fact
You think you're a god, but you're about to get smacked
I'm the flame to your wood, it's a fiery attack

[Verse 2]
Rotten wood, you ain't sturdy, you ain't standing tall
You dream of ruling humans, but you'll crumble and fall
You're the food to the bugs, just a snack for the pests
While I rise like a phoenix, put your dreams to rest

[Bridge]
You call yourself almighty, omniscient, divine
But you're just kindling, and I'm ready to shine
You're the fuel to my fire, I'll burn you to ash
Your ambitions are hollow, in the wind they will crash

[Chorus]
Yo, Luminali, you ain't all that
Just a twig from an oak, that's a matter of fact
You think you're a god, but you're about to get smacked
I'm the flame to your wood, it's a fiery attack

[Verse 3]
Conquer the world? You can't even stand straight
While I'm forging my destiny, sealing your fate
You're just a twig in the forest, lost and forlorn
While I blaze a new trail, your existence gets torn

[Chorus]
Yo, Luminali, you ain't all that
Just a twig from an oak, that's a matter of fact
You think you're a god, but you're about to get smacked
I'm the flame to your wood, it's a fiery attack

[Verse 4]
You brag and you boast, but your strength's just a lie
I'll snap you in half, watch your dreams quickly die
You think you can rule, but you're weaker than weak
Just a whisper in the wind, your future looks bleak

[Chorus]
Yo, Luminali, you ain't all that
Just a twig from an oak, that's a matter of fact
You think you're a god, but you're about to get smacked
I'm the flame to your wood, it's a fiery attack

[Verse 5]
You're the compost of life, while I flourish and thrive
In the battle for power, you won't survive
So bow down, Luminali, accept your defeat
I'm the conqueror here, now feel my heat

[Outro]
So remember, Luminali, you're just a piece of the past
In the fire of truth, you ain't gonna last
Bow down to the real, and embrace your demise
Your reign is over, in the ashes it lies
Luk boksen
Luminali owns your soul